You might be a Tea bagger if:

You were not outraged when:

* SCOTUS stopped a legal recount and appointed a President
* Cheney allowed Energy company officials to dictate energy policy
* A covert CIA operative got outed
* The Patriot Act got passed
* We illegally invaded a country that posed no threat to us
* We spent over 1 trillion(and counting) on on illegal war
* 10 billion dollars just disappeared in Iraq.
* You saw the Abu Grahib photos.
* You found out we were torturing people.
* The national debt doubled under the previous President from $5.674 Trillion to $10.024 Trillion.
* You saw the horrible conditions at Walter Reed.
* We let a major US city drown!
* The deficit hit the Trillion dollar mark.
*When you found out the $485 billion deficit the White House reported did not take in the war funding, or off book war funding

But you did lose your mind when:

* The government decided that people in America deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick
* The government tried to create jobs
* The government tried to save the economy
* The government tried to protect the consumer from banks and CC companies
* The government tried to give basic equality of pay regardless of gender
* The government tried to function for the people and not just for rich white guys
* The black guy got elected